I’m Against Serial Killers
Posted by Neal on January 8, 2005
I’m disgusted. I’ve learned there are people employed by our government who actually get paid taxpayer money to write “rules” like these:
As children, most serial killers:
- Liked to start fires
- Wet their beds
- Abused animals
- Were abused by their parents
In addition, serial killers usually:
- Murder their first victim in their 20s
- Daydream compulsively about violent acts
Well, I am proud to say that I am totally against serial killing, and I think people who spend time writing rules like these are a curse on society. Serial killers abuse animals as children? Serial killers are themselves abused as children? Excuse me, we shouldn’t be condoning the abuse of animals or children, not to mention serial killing! And declaring that one’s 20s are when one should commence one’s serial killing is downright heinous!
Now I understand that people who formulate these kinds of rules do so based on studies of many serial killers. But I think a society in which serial killers lead us non-serial-killers by the nose is not a good society.
(Thanks to Wikipedia for the information on serial killers.)