Taking Candy From a Baby
Posted by Neal on April 1, 2010
Yesterday I heard someone say, “It’ll be like taking candy from a baby,” meaning that some job would be easy. Once again, I had to bite my tongue over what I find an improper usage of this idiom. I know, I know, we linguists pride ourselves on describing language, not passing judgment on points of syntax or word usage. But as I’ve said before, just because you can describe or analyze some phenomenon doesn’t mean you have to like it, and I don’t like how this idiom has wandered so far from its original meaning.
Originally, this expression didn’t mean that something was easy; it meant it was impossible, or at least extraordinarily difficult. Not, as you might think, because of the difficulty of removing a sticky piece of candy from a toddler’s fist, using your finger to dig around inside their cheeks for it after they’ve shoved it into their mouth, or trying to ignore the subsequent tantrum if you succeed. The reason taking candy from a baby signified doing the near impossible has to do with the fact that in its original form, the expression was taking C.A.N.D. from Bay B.
Like so many idioms (for example, enough room to swing a cat, the whole nine yards), this one has a nautical origin. Back in the 1800s, it was common for American merchant ships to label their cargo bays with letters. However, an exception to this convention was the sick bay, which typically occupied the space that would otherwise have been known as Bay B.
Meanwhile, a valuable cargo at the time was guano from South Pacific islands, valuable for its nitrogen and phosphorus. One danger of transporting the guano, however, was that if it got wet down in the cargo holds, it could start to ferment. The result was a buildup of methane, which was just waiting for a source of ignition. One solution to the problem was to ship the guano high in transit, away from the lower decks where water might accumulate. This wasn’t always possible, though, so the next best solution was to transport the guano on ships that were making the fewest stops. Bundles intended for this kind of express delivery were stamped C.A.N.D., standing for “Cargo for Accelerated Nautical Delivery”. It became something of a joke among sailors to pronounce this acronym as “candy”.
Another joke among sailors, when the ship arrived at its destination and was being unloaded, was to assign the newest crew members to “take the C.A.N.D./candy from Bay B”. Having unloaded guano from bays A, C, D, or wherever else, the uninitiated sailors would go off in search of the nonexistent Bay B to finish the job, while the old hands watched and stifled their laughter. And thus, taking candy from Bay B came to mean doing the impossible. It was only when landlubbers heard the expression that it got reinterpreted as taking candy from a baby, and its meaning got turned 180 degrees.
It didn’t take long for it to happen, either. This Google Books hit from 1880 shows that the modern meaning of the expression was already in place even before the twentieth century:
The word has gone round the hard-faced power freaks of the geopolitical demi-monde that here is a US president who makes taking candy from a baby look challenging. Jimmy Carter is back. Be very afraid. (link)
I guess the ship has sailed on this one, and there’s no use complaining about it now.
Mark Allen said
I’ve often been puzzled by the incongruity of the idiom, and this explains it fully. I Googled this further, and it seems that one point you did not make (according to Wikipedia) is that Columbus, Ohio was a major destination for South Pacific guano (the unused docks are still here!), and so central Ohio may have been the place where the expression was transferred, along with so much guano, from ship to shore.
Carol said
Speaking of loads of guano…
Glargamel said
LAWL
Flesh-eating Dragon said
This is definitely one of the better April 1st blog posts I’ve seen this year.
Harry Campbell said
Oh dear. It’s now only a matter of time till we see this one doing the rounds. You’re playing with fire!
s.h.i.t said
it wasn’t C.A.N.D . it was S.H.I.T . Store High In Transit, this being another urban legend about the start of the slang word shit. good day sir
Dan Harrison said
Very interesting, though I don’t know if we can trust an individual who confuses an article written in 2009 for a book written in 1880 and in whose reference to Jimmy Carter should have tipped him off.
Harry Campbell said
Little tip for you Dan: check the date of the original article.
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[…] Another joke among sailors, when the ship arrived at its destination and was being unloaded, was to assign the newest crew members to “take the C.A.N.D./candy from Bay B”. Having unloaded guano from bays A, C, D, or wherever else, the uninitiated sailors would go off in search of the nonexistent Bay B to finish the job. And thus, taking candy from Bay B came to mean doing the impossible. Eventually, the expression was reinterpreted as taking candy from a baby, and its meaning was completely reversed. (from LiteralMinded.wordpress.com) […]
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pioneercynthia said
My first thought is, “April Fool!” I’m afraid to even relate this story to anyone today for fear of encountering the same response.
pioneercynthia said
Although I did, just now, and quite successfully! Awesome.
Jonty Bright said
‘Cargo for accelerated nautical delivery’. Love it ( but a bit of a mouthful).
Bob said
You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the origin of this phrase ‘like taking candy from a baby’. This means it is easy because a baby (although would protest heavily) could not stop an adult taking candy from them, so it would be a physically EASY thing to do! Wake up people :-). I thank you.
Harry (@flipdrivel) said
Oh dear, another Mr Angry who needs to read the article again with the brain in the “on” position. Or read the comments. Or even just the date.